Come Home, Peter!

Who ever thought I would post on here? Well, I've fooled you all. I am not even out of town. I am sitting in my room wondering where Peter is. I may have been unreasonably irritable this morning and now my dear lady-love has abandoned me with no indication of where he has gone. Is he out mushroom hunting with father Humphrey? Is he at the library? Is he sitting in a park eating takeout from Supon's? When will this mystery be solved? I am sufficiently chastised and chastened. Come home, Peter!