BRAVE CITIZENS CONVENED IN FRONT OF THE FEDERAL BUILDING TO BRING THEIR LOCKSTEP ENTHUSIASM IN A STAMPING FEET OVATION FOR THE SOLID LIKE A ROCK GRANITE BEATS OF THE OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED TRACKS. HERE, HERE!
LENIN, ENGELS, AND REP. LARSEN (D), 2ND CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT, DID NOT ARRIVE IN THE PROMISED BLACK HELICOPTER OR PASTEL HOT AIR BALLOON, BUT "DA PONTIFF" BROUGHT HIS BIKE-TRAILER, AND THE MOB MOVED WEST IN THE STANDARD ESCHELON-STRUT FORMATION, ENLISTING NEW RECRUITS IN THEIR WAKE.
EXPERIMENTS WERE CONDUCTED, WITH RESULTS PENDING, THOUGH IN ALL LIKELIHOOD THE CONCLUSIONS WILL PROVE USEFUL FOR FUTURE AUTHORITARIAN CIVIC-CHOREOGRAPHY COMMAND STRUCTURES. AMONG THE RECRUITS, AND THE SURROUNDING CIVILIAN POPULATION, A GROUP ALTERATION IN WORKADAY-TRUTH-PERCEPTION WAS OBSERVED. UNIFORMED PARTICIPANTS AND CIVILIANS WERE HEARD ANNOUNCING "I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MUSICAL" IN THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: CORNER OF MAGNOLIA AND RAILROAD; BENEATH THE AWNING OF THEE ROGUE TAVERN; KEY BANK PARKING GALLERY; THE ALLEY BEHIND THE RUMOURS CABARET. OVER THE MARCHING PATH OF THE THEATER OF OPERATIONS, THE RANKS OF THE SYNCHRONIZED CITIZENS SWELLED 150 PERCENT (FROM INITIAL EXPEDITION GROUP OF 10 OR SO), DOWN ANOTHER 100 PERCENT RIGHT BEFORE THE BATTERY RAN DOWN, AND SYSTEM WAS NO LONGER BOOMING.
AT 24:00, THE GENERAL STAFF OF S.C. FOUND ITSELF AT A CIVILIAN HIPPY GEOLOGIST PARTY WHERE BRIG. GEN. RICHARD (COALITION FORCES COMMAND) TOOK PIANO AND DIVISION CHIEFS ORANGE & JT PERFORMED A WALTZ. THE GLAZE-EYED EARTH SCIENTIST IN THE DOORWAY, DEMANDED OF A THREESOME OF HIS HUGGING STONY COLLEAGUES, WHILE POINTING AT THE TWIRLING S.C.s: "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?" BY THIS POINT IN THE EVENING, SYNCHRONIZED CITIZENS ARE USUALLY CAMOUFLAGED.
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